I spent some time trying to think up stuff that you should know about me. It was really difficult. And I couldn't come up with anything.
But our people… we have darkness, we have the internet, we stay inside, we wear no pants.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
I don’t know how to start this essay
I hate everything
tumblr: don't tag your hate
tumblr: unless you hate 50 shades or twilight because we don't like those
tumblr: never judge somebody based on their music taste
tumblr: unless they're fans of justin bieber because they're immature and the rules don't apply to them
tumblr: it's okay to like a movie without having read the books first
tumblr: but if you don't like reading then get out because you're obviously a moron
tumblr: it's okay so say whatever you want on your blog!
tumblr: but if you don't understand our fandom reference then we'll laugh at you until you change your blog so it's empty with nothing but "I don't even watch ---" in the title
tumblr: it's so great that other people are able to enjoy different aspects of the things we like!
tumblr: but if you reblogged that quote or gifset without knowing what it's from then you're clearly ignorant and we're going to call you out on it
Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down.
Lemony Snicket (via seabois)
Reblog if you’re Single.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
11 million omg
Let’s bring out the calculator
Wait…
omg
you needed to get the calculator out to figure out that an odd number was not divisible by 2…
(Source: beautifulswaggirlz)
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
sherlock + joan + clyde best friends 4 everrrrrrrrr ok
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
